"You must speak a language they understand" – Woman reveals she fixed her ‘problematic’ boyfriend by making him believe she poisoned his food

“Our relationship was soft life vibes, love, peace, happiness… until this man started going to groove every weekend and leaving me alone like I ’m part of the furniture,” she wrote in a Facebook post on Monday.

“One sunday I said okay sharp… today we fix this problem once and for all… he came back in the morning, happy and drunk, like life is perfect.

I cooked proper Sunday kos, plated nicely like a loving girlfriend… he sat down excited, busy eating, not knowing ukuthi today is a lesson while he was eating.

I took an empty coke bottle, wrote mabulala fast fast on it, and placed it next to the sink… exactly where I knew he would see it when he takes the plate.

The whole time he’s eating, I’m just staring at him like uyafa soon… he kept asking, why are you looking at me like that… I said nothing my love… enjoy your food.

When he was about to take the last bite, I said finally… this is the last day I complain about you… finally I will rest… while you rest in peace. 

He paused like what… I said nothing… he took that last bite with fear but still continued.

When he stood up to take the plate… next thing

plate breaks… what??? babe do you want to k!ll me?

This man ran straight to the bathroom to vomit everything like his ancestors were calling him.

Since that day, I ‘ve never complained again… he doesn’t go to groove… he doesn’t come back late… he behaves.