Rhode Island dad claims he saw Bigfoot in Connecticut woods — and detailed that it had ‘no boobs’

A Rhode Island dad leaving a remote Connecticut cabin after the Fourth of July claims he came face to face with a Bigfoot — and answered everyone’s question — confirming the mythical creatures have no breasts. 

Kevin Klimas was driving home from a friend’s holiday weekend rental in Voluntown when something huge and hairy suddenly bolted across the road just past the cabin’s dirt driveway — making the dad freeze behind the wheel, according to local outlet The Day.

What crossed in front of his headlights, he insists, wasn’t a bear, as it stood roughly 8-and-a-half feet tall, walked on two legs and was covered head to toe in matted, greasy brown hair.

The beast also had no visible genitalia or other anatomy signifying its sex, according to Outkick.

“There were no boobs,” he told the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization — a group founded in 1995 that is dedicated to investigating Sasquatch sightings across the United States.

The question of the creature’s anatomy stems from a 1967 film shot by Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin, the most famous known image reporting to show Bigfoot — in which the being has a large fur-covered bosom.

“If the females are that big, I don’t want to see a male,” he said, according to the outlet.

Klimas described the creature’s legs as being shorter than its torso, while its arms hung down past its knees — with an 8- to 9-foot wingspan if fully outstretched, he estimated, according to the outlet.

He also said that the creature had a cone-shaped head and minimal hair on its face, and walked like a human. It crossed the road in just two steps before disappearing into the wilderness, he told the publication.

Klimas’ reported sighting was deemed credible by the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization, to whom he detailed his encounter.

The organization considers Klimas’ sighting a “Class A” report, meaning they believe he actually saw the mythical being, according to Mike Young, an investigator for the group.

Klimas’ description also matches that provided by a man and his aunt who reported seeing a nearly identical Sasquatch in October 2019, not far from the most recent encounter, Young said.

“This description is almost identical,” the Bigfoot expert said.