Woman shares silly things she and husband have been up to that makes her unable to call him "my Lord"

A woman has shared some of the silly things she and her husband got up to before they married. 
Peace Ajuma Abuh, a wife and mum, recalled going to poop in the bush with her then-boyfriend while spending time with him in his village. 
She narrated how he was once having a stomach upset that he pooped on himself before they got to the bush. She said he then removed his boxers and used it to clean his bum. 
She said that he continued using the boxers to wipe whenever he pooped in the days that followed until there was no more clean space left. 
Sharing a photo of her and the boyfriend who is now her husband, she wrote: “Me and this man has done a lot of s!lly things together and still doing it cef. Reason why I laugh whenever some people advise me to call him my king or my lord. No be only my lord. 
“I see him as a partner and that is why we call ourselves BABE. 
“One day while we were in his village, naso we go sheet for bush o because normally na for bush we Dey sheet for village so very early every morning we go to the bush to go and sheet . 
“But that particular day the sheet been done too worry am so some how somehow he come sheet small for him boxer before he could reach where he will squat. 
“Guess what my husband did? After he finished he off the boxer come use am clean ny@@sh join then throw it inside the bush and started walking home n@@ked 
“Watin save am be say everywhere never bright 
“It didn’t stop there o 
“Naso he come Dey use am clean ny@@sh anytime he go sheet until there was no more space left on the boxer 
“I told him I am going to narrate the incident to our children when they grow up because why not 
“That is why I always bust laugh whenever I hear people telling me to call him those kinds of names 
“Anytime I remind him of the incident he will laugh and call me a mahd woman.”